Edition #2114: From Dragons To Drones, Potholes And Prostate Cancers
25 June 2026
Join us for another instalment of our talking newspaper, where we'll explore Jeremy Clarkson's bold revelation about his health, which has sparked a wave of prostate cancer awareness. We'll also take you to Burford where the historic Dragon Parade made a thrilling return after a 50-year hiatus.
Opening Theme
Witney’s New Community Sports Park Launch
A newly opened sports park with amenities including tennis courts, netball arenas, pickleball facilities, cafes, fitness classes, skating area, public toilets, changing rooms are celebrated as an asset to Witney town.
200 Home Bid Will Destroy Peaceful Nature of Village
Speaker endorses an article praising a venue for Father’s Day; Another listener mentions appreciating coffee at different times during this warm weather with open windows acting as blinds.
Oxfordshire Speed Limits Decreased on Major Roads
Reductions from 60 mph to 20 mph on Oxfordshire Roads due to safety concerns; public consultation shows increased traffic and speeding over recent years.
Yellow Submarines got talent
A charity talent event called ‘Yellow Submarines Got Talent’ raised £1200 for supporting people with learning disabilities and autism. Over 150 people attended an evening of joyful performances, including singing, dancing, comedy, and a spelling bee. The event was a proud moment for charity members who built confidence through the initiative.
Affordable Housing Surpasses Targets
West Oxfordshire District Council achieved its affordable homes target with over 352 units built and reported high success in waste collection; leader Andy Graham highlights responsible financial management leading to investments in environmental services partnership and assistance funds.
Council Heating Oversight Exposed
Heating issues at town council buildings with no one trained left them on; Wtney councillor calls it fiscally irresponsible.
Clarkson Talked about Cancer with Cameron
Jeremy Clarkson reveals he has prostate cancer. Diagnosed early, he’s in remission. Clarkson meets with figures like David Cameron to spread awareness and encourage PSA testing.
Clarkson Revelation Sparks Prostate Cancer Awareness
Jeremy Clarkson’s health announcement of aggressive prostate cancer diagnosis spurs surge in online searches for related symptoms and awareness.
Turn Raft Refurbished to Boost Bird Life at Witney Lake
A refurbished turn raft aims to boost bird life at Witney Lake with improved nesting space; recent maintenance enhances access for conservation checks; the raft supports biodiversity and habitat monitoring.
Dragon Parade Returns after 50 Years
Dragon parade returned to Burford after 50-year hiatus. The event commemorated a historic battle between King Ethelbald and King Cuthrid in 752. Thousands turned out, enjoying performances and refreshments.
Man Arrested for Murder after Death of Woman in Her 50s
A woman in her 50s was found unresponsive at a home in Eynsham where she later died; suspicion of murder leading to arrest falls on a nearby man who has been released on bail pending investigation.
Falkland Islands Students Begin Boarding
Falkland Islands students start boarding at historic Burford School. They’re making a good impression, adapting quickly to their new environment. Their trip is sponsored by generous supporters.
Reflection with Hilary Ewing
The mayor of Manchester won last week’s election in Makerfield to return as Labour MP for Parliament’s leadership challenge; unusual media coverage includes helicopter drone footage similar to royalty visits or film stars, though the upcoming full-on leadership contest isn’t open and hasn’t closed yet.
Editor’s Choice
Brexit referendum anniversary marked; Father travels to Brussels, son works there despite visa complications; Reflects on younger generation’s views on Brexit.
Quiz
A general knowledge quiz focusing on historical events in June, with a current political question and a sports update.
Noticeboard
Ten local residents passed away recently; Christopher Tolly, age 66, was among them; A Thanksgiving service for John Worton will be held at St. Mary’s in Witney on October 6th.
Pothole Queen Liz Makes Road Fixes Guarantee
Pothole queen Liz Lefman guarantees to address Oxfordshire’s road repair backlog in a newly created position focused solely on highways construction.
Pothole Fillers Hit, Sworn at, and Spat On
Workers filling Oxfordshire’s potholes face abuse from motorists; contractor M Group repaired over 33,000 defects in FY2026-27 despite challenges.
Celebrating Half-A-Century of Health Care
A medical practice celebrates its golden jubilee while engaging local community with an outdoor fair filled with health-related activities.
Electric Car Giant, Neo, Open Centre in Town
Neo has inaugurated its latest research center after ten years to consolidate UK operations, with significant contributions from Oxfordshire-based engineers over this decade across multiple vehicle programs.
Rednap Tackles Council on England Flag Court Ban
Football legend Harry Rednap criticizes Oxfordshire County Council for seeking legal action against flying England flags despite his opposition; ‘raise the colours’ group defends freedom of expression with flag placements.
Hose Pipes, Sprinklers, and Showers Are Driving up Water Use
Thames Water reports increased water usage in UK despite drought; hot weather causes higher consumption due to showers and sprinklers.
Former PM Wins Planning Battle for Huge Veg Patch
Former Prime Minister wins permission for large vegetable patch; planning victory after six-year struggle over swimming pool accusation.
Goodbye!
David Cameron’s potential switch to the Greens is mentioned; weekly news wraps up with appreciation for contributors and a pre-recorded joke about a talking moth seeking help.